Toilet Handles - The Bowel Movement Energizer System

Whenever you bring up the subject of children and their misconceptions about the world, our friend Bill tells the funniest story. He says that when he was little he used to always use the handicap bathroom stall. He like it because the two guard-handles helped him pull and strain to poop. While telling the story Bill always makes the "Graaaagh!" face that really makes the whole thing extra funny.

Bill would love this invention, it is for a couple of handles that attach to the toilet bowl so that you can "energize" your bowel movements. Great!