How to Create Your Own Fad Diet:
Note: This is especially effective if you have Doctorate degree in
something obscure like geniology. That way you can call it the "Dr.
Scardsmayo Diet". Follow this up with a book and you'll be rich.
Here are the basic ingredients you will need to create your own
fad diet:
- A book that lists the nutritional values of every food under
the sun.
- A good idea about what foods the grocery store carries
- A bag of chips (you'll need a snack while you work).
- No nutritional knowledge whatsoever.
- A picture of someone who was slim 5 years ago, but is now
larger.
- The larger person has to own an outfit that is at least 10
years old.
Let's get Started: